Im in the market looking to upgrade my professional hardcore piss bucket since the current one i have no longer suits my tastes and is getting worn out; not to mention ive grown up a bit and need a bit more "holding area" in it. (ladies send in-game mails for details)

For the longest while ive been using Diet Coke cans and at times Monster Energy cans (these hold more obviously), its a bit tricky to make sure you dont make a mess (the hole is rather small) and spray all over your Hardcore Leather Chair or your keyboard/mouse pad and HOLY SHIT Big LCD screen; a while ago i discovered that BAWLS are pretty good as well - very nice opening (smooth surface, feels like babes mouth/tongue) that you can insert your business end in but alas not big enough.

As of late ive been trying out different things, experimenting with all sorts of possibilities and discovered that WoW is selling neat looking STEINS (months behind im afraid). Ive decided to upgrade my Hardcore Piss Bucket as soon as i saw that they can hold a ton of "toxic waste" w/o leaking if you happen to knock em down/off of your hardcore gaming table in the middle of internet/wipe rage or any other rage that has to do w/ game/PC. Not only that you can like totally use ONE hand to operate the damn thing and not make a mess; keep the lid open, throw your stuff in the stein and in 30 seconds or less youre as good as new - ready to pwn w/o anyone knowing what happened (you can always throw out a "wow holy shit lag spike" excuse if youre not quick enough).

My recent venture into the unknown had me trying out disposable plastic garbage bags - very light, can store a lot in a small area, discreet (no one will know what you use them for), etc. Now ive had trouble with storing the "used" bags and had a few accidents when i didnt seal the "product" good enough; im trying to figure out no-fuck-up way of sealing the bag so theres no toxic leaks still.

The stein is yet to arrive but im very excited to put it to good use.

PS: Obviously girls need not apply here, im onto your innocent "afk tea" / "afk phone" excuses.

afk tea

piss in a gatoraid bottle poop in a sock. bawls was my hardcore counter strike beverage

Bawls tastes like bubblegum sprite... and its delicious

Ooh, indeed how could i forget about Gatorade, it has a nice opening so depositing your product inside shouldnt be a problem. I do recall it has shit ton of sugar though, and it will add to extra fat rolls i do not need. I would go with Powerade instead, less sugar, more vitamins etc etc - helps you pwn longer w/o adding as many fat rolls as Gatorade.

Also, BAWLS is a more of a softcore beverage, hardcore crowd steer away from it.

Now you do bring up a good point about a poop sock though, but so far ive yet to find a good container to deposit my shit in quickly and w/o leaving my PC; plus theres also the issue of having to wipe your ass or risking to sit in a very slippery seat (i have had great success using baby wipes - moist, cant punch through them in a fit of rage while wiping your ass, so your pretty, soft hands dont end up covered in shit) w/ a chance to slip off of it, not to mention certain smell. (Although i hear some people find it a turn on)

I have a hole in my wall, with a large funnel attached to it, so I can just stand up, lean over, and it automatically waters the plants outside my window ^.^ Ingenious I know.
(This Idea is copyrighted, so GTFO)