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**Posted:** Mon Jul 26, 2010 1:10 pm

This thread, here, started by yours truly and only THWL Bubba will contain all things related in your miserable basement dweller (unless youre VV) life that make you go FML - also known as FUCK MY LIFE.

Ze rules:
1. You do not have to participate
2. No body will care if you participate
3. Cannot be used to up your post count

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**Posted:** Mon Jul 26, 2010 1:16 pm

Naturally, i will start this thread since im ze most outgoing person here:

So, once my 30 inch LCD took a shit i called up Samsung and started yelling at 'em; using my broad knowledge of foreign languages they decided to work with me and patch me through to a non-english speaking fuckerator. Well, fuck.

So i told em this n that.. bla bla. Fucken a. My shit is broke, your fault .. etc.

I gave 'em my details - name, phone, address and e-mail; at this point i am told i have to print a few UPS labels and some return forms that i have to glue on the box with my shit at least 3 times.

Problem: Bubba doesnt have a printer; Bubba doesnt have friends (who may have a printer)

Solution: A late trip to Staples to grab some cheap ass printer off ze shelf, QQ and RAGE about the cost of Ink i will have to eat in the process.. and return it later when im done.

FML.

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cry more

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When people don't show up to raids.
When people do show up to raids, but complain the whole time.
When people stand in fire.
When people die in fire.
When people don't use their class abilities.
When I order light sauce on pizza and I get a normal amount.

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when i outplay people and they call me bad :l

**Posted:** Mon Jul 26, 2010 5:52 pm

More:

There was this very hot lookin babe.. at Staples, almost like VV.. very sexy button nose, good set of bewbs.

But i forgot i left my bolls by my PC, so i had to pass 'er up - but i did buy that printer.

FML.

**Joined:** Tue Jun 23, 2009 8:04 pm **Posts:** 199

Armadyl quit being such a pussy bitch you don't outplay anybody

Shig light sauce will not be acceptable at the cataclysm leveling party

Bubba quit being such a whiny faggot. My Samsung monitor just broke so I sent it away through my store and used their ink and paper. Now I am using a 19 inch CRT monitor and not being a homo ass faggot face in the process

Love,
Mortanious

**Posted:** Tue Jul 27, 2010 5:11 am

New entry:

The printer i got at Staples last night was only 100$, i believe i got a good deal on it - BUT - the fucken thing does not include a simple, simple USB cable to hook up to my PC. The tight jews at "Brother" figured they could save 1$ or .50$ not to include one.

The cute lookin girl never mentioned this little fact to me proving her very low brain cell count; as a typical american shopper, who does not, ever, read lables on shit that im buying, ze cute babe was supposed to tell me this shit!

Now i have to go back to Staples to get something that i shouldve gotten with the goddamn purchase of the printer automatically, but of course not. Why would i? I live in a Jewnited States of Jewmerica - i gotta pay for everything now, totally no free fucken freebies or things that make your product WORK out of the goddamn baux.

To Staples - again - this time ill bring my (big) bolls with me in case that cute VV-like babe is there and load up my game on her and see how she runs it.

FML.

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When I try to sell my Laptop to get a new Cata ready Laptop and then the fans start to fail.

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My graphics card does not satisfy the requirements to run SC2